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 第一句：我不在乎你的容貌

 　　女人似花，男人像蝶，花愈香則蝶愈盛，花越艷則蝶越狂。蝶戀花乃千年不變的真理，男人不在乎女人容貌？那你有沒有聽說過蝶戀草的？

 　　第二句：我什麼都答應你

 　　男人好像一激動，就忘了自己從來都不是萬能的。他們總是擺出上帝的口氣，不經大腦思考就脫口而出地說我什麼都答應你。或許，他們不知道上帝也不是萬能的，試問一下：上帝創造了人類，創造了萬物，上帝能創造出一塊他自己也搬不動的石頭嗎？

 　　於是，女人在聽到這句話的時候，常常能聽到接下來的另一句：除了這一件事我什麼都能答應你！

 第三句：你是我的唯一

 　　女人有政策，男人有對策，女人似乎不可能永遠栓住男人。女人栓得住男人的腰包，栓不住男人的腰帶，女人栓得住男人的情，卻栓不住男人的欲。當你發現男人“紅旗不倒，彩旗飄飄”的時候，你纔會懂得唯一不過是瓊瑤編織的女人欺騙女人的童話罷了。

　　第四句：我不在乎你是不是處女

　　千萬不要低估了那一層薄薄的膜對男人的魅力，數千年的文化禁錮，不是媒體隨便喊幾聲性解放就能抹煞的。性解放，到頭來得了便宜賣乖的還是男人，受傷流淚的依舊是女人。如果男人真的可以不在乎，除非他只是把你當作是情人又或是一種工具。

 第五句：我發誓

 　　當男人在女人面前碰壁的時候，當男人無奈的時候，他們最後的言語居然驚人地相似，指天發誓不過是男人欺騙女人善良天性的一個絕好幌子。對於男人來說，發個誓就好像放個P那般容易。

 第六句：是我錯了

 　　女人總以為男人認錯了，便是自己又贏了，孰不知這只是又一次受騙的開始。女人好像很少認錯，可偏偏總是錯上加錯。

 第七句：我戒了……

 　　十個男人，七個好煙八個好酒九個好色，還有一個樣樣都好。要是真能戒，那那些煙啊、酒啊、小姐啊，都誰消費掉了？

 第八句：我一定改

 　　你千萬不要被男人翩翩的外表所迷惑，其實只要一回到家裡，甚至只是在美女面前掉了一下頭，他挖鼻孔、扣腳趾的陋習，三天不洗澡五天不洗衣、屋裡邋遢得像狗窩的傳統，便會立馬表露無遺。

第九句：我會娶你的

　　結婚不是嘴上放放氣的游戲，是要付諸於行動的。說的次數越多，娶你的機率越小，基本成反比。

第十句：我沒騙你

 　　這句話本身就是又騙了你一次，罪上加罪，罪不可赦。不要猶豫，馬上給他一嘴巴。

第十一句：愛你一萬年

 　　P話，最大的P話，你以為女人是烏龜啊，活得了一萬年！

  ”男人常說的11句謊言”原文來自http://www.gog.com.cn　 07-05-29 09:17 　 瑞麗女性網

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我大膽的在這裡回了一下。

1, 
Because you are doing what I needed “ Warm and naked next to me in bed’ every night.

 2, 
Women are complicated creatures. 
You need stuff. Lots of it. 
And you expect your man to provide it, 
even if you haven’t explained what is you need and want, 
or even if what you needed and wanted five minutes ago is totally different from what you need and want now.

 3, 
MEN are simple animal. If men comes home everyday and gets a lots of sex and cookies, there's no need to have # 2.

  4, 
I don’t know of any woman ask this question - 你是不是處男?

There is different between Man and Boy .

 5, 
Mans are dogs. 狗急跳牆 , Some women are easy, We get away with murder.

women expect the premium that they put on commitment to be equally adhered to, valued, and respected. 
When women can’t get the reciprocation from men, and women then end up feeling disappointed, disenfranchised, and disillusioned by their failed relationships

-Just go home to your mother-

 6,  
Men, Because we can.

7, 
Boy like to getting to some action, That is the place where boys hang and relax from busy day . 
I did said BOYs.

Real men will not spent the family fund that way, 
especially  there is super hot mama home waiting with lots milk and cookies.

 8, 
Women are eager to get into a relationship with the men and did not take time to know the men, 
for The women – Loving a Man is “ when you wake up in the morning , 
ask your self what you can do to make your man happy and coming home to you at the end of the hard working day, It’s to give him a lots of sex and cookies , He will change and clean up in no time…..

 9*, 10*, 11*, 

Boy or Men?, Women are easy to get now a days, 
Women often do not set the standards and requirement  with men they are dating.

Think about it, Men have nice car, Not because we like nice cars, 
because we know women likes nice car, Men are hunters. 
The car is a bait to get you hooked, And we show you our beautiful home, 
You check everything carefully and saying to your self “ I can really live here forever and be happy - pay no water bill, no gas bill, no nothing bill … now Who is lying to who? 

 請您也不要對號入座….

 The top of list of topics women wanted to talk about is Men.

 In fact, The only way a women can truly be completely satisfied is to get her self four different men—an old one, an ugly one, a hunk, and a gay guy, With the four of them combined –They got Women covered.

The old man – He will sit around the house with you, Spent money on you, hug you, hold you, and give you the world. You’d get financial security.

 The ugly one –He’ll go above and beyond the call of duty to help you out, He will take care of  kids to their lesson after school, drive you down to the grocery store, Wash car on the weekend, Baby sit your cats and dogs—What ever you need, He’ll  provide it because he’s just happy someone as beautiful as you is paying him any kind of attention.

 The hunk – You know what are you going to get from him, He’s big, He’s not that smart, can’t hold a good conversation, got muscles from his head to his toes and when you see him, You know he is going to rock your world. That’s all you want from him, and he make sure he gives it to you real good. Mind –Blowing sex.

 The gay guy – Someone you can go shopping with, Who doesn’t want anything from you but gossip and details about what the old man bought you, which errands you sent the ugly guy to take care of, and exactly how the hunk had you doing monkey flips for a week. and last the gay guy gives you all the conversation you need.
"an old one, an ugly one, a hunk, and a gay guy"來自 Steve harvary "Act like a lady, think like a man"