> >-------------------------------------------------
> >* GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> >* BOY : You love me...
> >-------------------------------------------------
> >* GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
> >* BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
> >------------------------------------------------
> >* GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> >* BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
> >-------------------------------------------------
> >* CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
> >overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.
> >* PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
> >--------------------------------------------------
> >* GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
> >* BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
> >----------------------------------------------------
> >* BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
> >* GIRL : How soon??
> >----------------------------------------------------
> >* BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
> >* GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
> >-------------------------------------------------------
> >* SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
> >* TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
> >mouth.
> >---------------------------------------------------------
> >* Man : You remind me of the sea.
> >* Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
> >* Man : NO, because you make me sick.
> >-------------------------------------------------------------
> >* Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
> >the other.
> >* Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
> >out of the mouth.
> >-----------------------------------------------------------------
> > * Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u
> >think, Peter?
> >* Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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