Marriage Humor

 Wife: 'What are you doing?' 
妻：你在作什麼啊？
Husband : Nothing. 
夫：沒作什麼。
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' 
妻：沒作什麼？你看著(我們的結婚證書)，足足有一小時了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' 
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' 
妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?' 
夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻：要或不要。
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？


ps:因為不想亂寫(會影響自己的日記品質)所以看看笑話就好吧!
晚安摟~掰