金錢不是萬能(沒有金錢確萬萬不能)

金錢
It can buy a House
可以用來買房子
But not a Home
但是不能買一個家
[:~]

It can buy a Bed
可以用來買床
But not Sleep
但是不能買睡眠
[:6]

It can buy a Clock
可以用來買時鐘
But not Time
但是不能買時間
[:@]

It can buy you a Book
可以用來買書
But not Knowledge
但是不能買到知識
[:-]

It can buy you a Position
可以用來買職位
But not Respect
但是不能買到尊敬
[8-}]

It can buy you Medicine
可以用來買藥
But not Health
但是不能買到健康
[:|]

It can buy you Blood
可以用來買血
But not Life
但是不能買回生命
[:((]

It can buy you Sex
可以用來買性行為
But not Love
但是不能買到真愛
[:E]

So you see money isn't everything.
所以金錢不是萬能的
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
我之所以告訴你這些道理,是因為我是你真正的朋友
[*)]

and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.....
而身為你的朋友,我想要消除你的痛苦
免除你所受的折磨
[:P]

so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
所以把你的錢都寄來吧 我決定替你承受這一切痛苦
[:$$]

A truer Friend than me you will never find.
你再也不會找到任何一個比我更真心的朋友了
[:u]

CASH ONLY PLEASE
我只收現金,謝謝
[=D]