金錢不是萬能(沒有金錢確萬萬不能)
金錢 It can buy a House 可以用來買房子 But not a Home 但是不能買一個家 [:~]
It can buy a Bed 可以用來買床 But not Sleep 但是不能買睡眠 [:6]
It can buy a Clock 可以用來買時鐘 But not Time 但是不能買時間 [:@]
It can buy you a Book 可以用來買書 But not Knowledge 但是不能買到知識 [:-]
It can buy you a Position 可以用來買職位 But not Respect 但是不能買到尊敬 [8-}]
It can buy you Medicine 可以用來買藥 But not Health 但是不能買到健康 [:|]
It can buy you Blood 可以用來買血 But not Life 但是不能買回生命 [:((]
It can buy you Sex 可以用來買性行為 But not Love 但是不能買到真愛 [:E]
So you see money isn't everything. 所以金錢不是萬能的 I tell you all this because I am your Friend, 我之所以告訴你這些道理,是因為我是你真正的朋友 [*)]
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering..... 而身為你的朋友,我想要消除你的痛苦 免除你所受的折磨 [:P]
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you. 所以把你的錢都寄來吧 我決定替你承受這一切痛苦 [:$$]
A truer Friend than me you will never find. 你再也不會找到任何一個比我更真心的朋友了 [:u]
CASH ONLY PLEASE 我只收現金,謝謝 [=D]