AP: "Ming, I might need to go a meeting for NPM in Taiwan..... Before i go this meeting can i ask you some questions??!!"
M: "Sure, shoot please....."
AP: "How do you say "Screw you" in chinese??!!"
M: "WHAT?!!Screw you??!! ...... oh~~good lord.... why you wanna know that??? It's not a good term........"
AP: "Come on.... tell me.... you do speak "screw you" in chinese right??!"
Ming: "yeah..... we do...... it is.. 去你的...... 去...你...的.... 去你的..."
AP: "Ching-i-da....."
Ming: "去你的.... its more like a "Ni" in the 2nd place ..... 去"你~~"的...."
AP: "Chi Ni Da.......Chi Ni Da...."
看著這快70歲的老頭噘著嘴巴 拼命的想擠出這三個字 一副要抽筋的樣子 真是覺得很好笑也很可愛....@@
Ming: "perfect!! You got it....!! almost there...... "
AP: "Karole, wright it down for me...... chi-ni-da...... Ming, 2nd question, how you say "bastard" in chinese??!!"
Ming: "WHAT?!! No.. No~~~ Antoine,NO..!! gesus, why you always ask me those terms..... you should ask me some good terms like "sexy", "pretty", "cute"... instead..... "Bastard" its absolutely not a good word "
AP: "Lets deal with that later..... tell me how to say that, and I will tell you why I wanna know.....come on say it...."
Ming: "oh... god..... this one is longer... "混蛋王八蛋"... 混蛋....王八蛋......混蛋王八蛋"
Ming: "good lord.... I WILL BE DAMN!!.... i am impressive..... its perfect!!....."
AP: "Chi-Ni-Da..... Hun-Dan Wang-Ba-Dan....
can you tell what i just said??!!"
Ming: " yeah.... close enough..... "
AP: "Is that still the same thing like..."Screw You Bastard" in English???"
Ming: "yeah.... i believe so.... its the same thing....."
AP: "Karole, wright it down for me...... ok, let me tell you my plan and why I want to learn this...... I might fly to Taiwan and have a meeting with NPM.... you know, have the meeting with them in their conference room. They have this big round table, and there have small microphones come out from the table and everyone just face each other. ok?! When its my turn to speak, I am gonna stand up, and have eye contack with everyone of them to draw their attention 1st. But I am not goint to say anything the first 20 seconds, I am just gonna stand there look at them without saying anything.Then, I am just pop out....
"Chi-Ni-Da Hun-Dan Wang-Ba-Dan" ,
this gonna be my first word to say..... how about that??!! "
在座的五個人 每個人都是一樣的反應.......
"WHAT??!!`what the hell......" 除了狂笑 還是狂笑......@@