[妳願意嗎]
我願變成一女子，嫁給像我這樣的相公。
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帥哥!
美女!
找我有事嗎?
美女!
我想...
我已經...
愛上妳了。
我無時無刻不在想妳，
我想妳的感覺就像是炒菜沒放鹽，
頻果不太甜，
喝酒少了煙，
逛街沒帶錢。
有空我會想妳，
沒空我會抽空想妳，
實在抽不出空，
我就去曬日光浴，
光 想 妳。
(轉身五秒後，拿出一顆鑽石)
美女，
妳願意接受我的愛嗎?
(十秒後)
不 願 意~~~~~
(一分鐘後，右手拿了啤酒罐，喝了一口說：)
我舉著丘比特的箭追啊追，
妳穿著防彈背心飛啊飛，
(再喝了口酒，並用左手摸了牙齒說：)
世界上難以自拔的，
除了牙齒，
還有愛情。
(悲情著唱了歌)
沒有花香，
沒有樹高，
我是一顆沒人要的路邊草，
路......(這時一張報紙飛來遮住了臉)
[you want]
me to be willing to turn a female, marries for looks like I such master. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Handsome fellow!
Beautiful woman!
Asks me to have the matter?
Beautiful woman!
I thought…
I already…
Fell in love with you.
I am constantly not thinking you,
I thought that your feeling likely was the stir-fried dish has not put the salt, the frequency fruit is not too sweet,
drinks has been short the smoke,
window-shopped has not brought the money.
Has free time me to be able to think you,
will have no free time I to find time to think you,
will not be able to find time really,
I will expose to the sun the insolation,
the light think you.
(turns around for five seconds later, puts out a diamond)
The beautiful woman,
you are willing to accept my love?
(ten seconds later)
Does not want ~~~~~
(one minute later, right hand has taken beer can, has drunk a oral account:)
I lift Jupiter s arrow to pursue pursue,
you put on the bulletproof vest to fly fly,
(has drunk mouth liquor again, and traced tooth with left hand saying:)
In the world extricates oneself with difficulty,
except tooth,
but also has love.
(pathos was singing)
does not have the flower fragrance,
has not set up high,
I am the roadside grass which a nobody wants,
the road ......(a newspaper flew by now has blocked from face) |
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