This got a good chuckle out of me, hope you all enjoy it, too.
Kirk
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
> > for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day, at 8:45 am,
there
> > is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the
> > assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
> > employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line
> > is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.
> >
> > The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself.
> > The two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the
> > line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and
> > they're really beginning to pile up.
> >
> > At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red
> > plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as
> > she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and
> > begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
> >
> > The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
> > hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm
> > sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face," but I
> > think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo
> > two test tickles."
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