Dear GEORGE: Your secretary is very sexy...
親愛的喬治:你的秘書非常性感……
Dear BILL: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica. If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I'll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions.親愛的比爾:
謝謝!事實上,它是機器人,叫Monica, 如果你捏她右胸,他會聽寫。如果捏她左胸,
他會打字。我可以借你幾天,讓你知道她的功能。
Next day, Bill called George from the hospital & shouted: You bastard!
You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...!
第二天,比爾從醫院打電話給喬治,大吼道:「他媽的,你沒告訴我,Monica二腿中間那個洞
是削鉛筆機.....