Chan:“ Ming…..what are you doing right now?” Ming:” I am just about to eat my lunch….what’s up??” Chan:” Do you wanna have lunch with Kierston and me? We are going to Chinatown right now…” Ming:” Um…..I think I will pass this time. I just cooked my lunch…” Chan:” Alright….what you gonna do after lunch? Kierston and I are going to see the cherry blossom around National Mall…. Wanna come with us??” Ming:” Alright….sounds cool……I was thinking to take some photos for that cherry blossom……I have companies now…..When will you be there?” Chan:” We will head there after lunch…..probably around 2 ….is that ok for you??” Ming: “ Sure that’s fine…..give me a call while you are there…..” Chan:” Ok…..By the way, Ming…..I just saw a bunch of Taiwanese in front of the Capital Congress and holding Taiwan flags and protest against something…..Do you have any idea what are they doing??” Ming:” I think that is about “Anti-Section Law”…..” Chan:” What is that about??” Ming:” um….that was an issue between Taiwan and China for about 15 years….Basically, China believes that Taiwan belongs to them, but we think Taiwan is an independent country. Couple weeks ago, I just saw the newspaper which said China announced an “Anti-Section Law” and it said “Taiwan is a part of China”…….I think that is the protest for……” Chan:” oh~~I see, Are you gonna join them???” Ming:” Of course not….I don’t think China will take over Taiwan in 20 years, but if China really wanna take over Taiwan we can do nothing then….” Chan:” Why?? “ Ming:” I ever saw a military report which said if China attacks Taiwan ……They can take over Taiwan in 45 mins…….that’s why I said we can do nothing…….Let’s talk about this later if you really wanna know….alright??” Chan:” Alright….I will see you then…..give me a call when you get there….”
Chan:” Ming, do you see that statue over there??” Ming:” Yes, why is that special???” Chan:” No, the statue is not special, but that place is special……” Kierston:” Chan, stop saying that……..that was embarrassing….” Ming:” Oh….come on….tell me what happened……..” Chan:” Kierston peed there once……hahaha…..” Ming:” WHAT!? Kierston, is that true?? You peed there???” Kierston:” Yes, that’s true……but it was midnight and I don’t think people can see anything….” Ming:” Yeah….but why you wanna pee there???” Kierston:” I was so drunk that time, and I just wanna pee……I can’t hold it anymore I have to pee……that’s the only place I could hide and pee…….I didn’t mean to do that……” Ming:” Oh my god…!! You just peed in front of the National Capital Congress of United State……tell me how you felt then….?” Kierston:” Ming, you gotta believe me…….IT WAS SO GOOD!!......you should try once……” Ming:” NO!!! I am not going to pee there in front of the National Capital Congress……NEVER!!”