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篇名: 以貌取人
作者: 捷客	日期: 2011.02.10　　天氣: 　心情:

很多年後歐巴馬小布希一位老太太與一位大胸脯金髮美女同坐在一個火車包廂內旅行┐。當火車進入山洞後突然聽到一聲脆響。火車走出山洞後
只見歐巴馬臉上有一塊紅色巴掌印。

老太太想：歐巴馬想去吃金髮女郎豆腐，結果被打了一耳光。

金髮女郎認為歐巴馬想佔她便宜但不小心摸到歐巴桑的身上被老太太打了一巴掌。

歐巴馬認為小布希想吃金髮女郎豆腐，女郎不小心打錯了人，他只好自認倒楣。
小布希偷偷暗笑，想等到下個山洞時再打歐巴馬一個耳光。

        Sitting together on a train were Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

        The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

        When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

        No one speaks.

        The old lady thinks:
            Obama must have graped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

        The blonde girl thinks:
            Obama must have tried to grape me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

        Obama thinks:
            Bush must have graped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

        George Bush thinks:
              I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Obama again.

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